Another interesting customers

Everyday I work in the pharmacy, I always get to meet very 'interesting' people.

Annonymous 1:
She came in and I said Good Morning, as usual. She replied "it is morning", a very unusual answer.
Then, she asked for two 50cents change with $1 after a long conversation with nil content.
So, in the end, I changed for her. Before she left, she said "good girl". I did not say anything. And she said again "good girl".
Then, suddenly I woke up and replied "Thank you" "sorry" (after 20 secs she spoke to me)
And she looked at me as if I did stg wrong "tq and sorry?"
(Actually I said sorry is becoz I unintentially ignored her at the first place for praising me as good girl)
Then she gave me some long stories of how she tinks about us and how she feels about us previously and how she didn't like us, chinese. She keep saying "I m getting used to u all, chinese ppl" "I m getting used to it"
I jz kindly smile and nodding my head listening to her long long story thinking why is she still here? My window is still waiting for me to clean.

Annonymous 2:
Someone came in asked for some pain killer and "do you hv coke"? (Actually asking do u have coke is better than do you hv cig? Excuse me, this is pharmacy, is a place promoting health. Asking do u hv cig is the same as asking the staff in hospital, can I smoke in the ward?) Anyway, don go off to other story. So, I replied, "No, we don't hv coke" And I added "It is unhealthy" Then he said, "I am asking for diet coke." "Diet is not good too, artificial sweeteners not good for us" "coz I m dietitian tat s y I said tat" (But actually I drank diet coke all the time). So, he wasn't quite happy with my ans and he said "Ok, so u r dietitian, can u ans a simple question with a short ans?" "Do you know how to know whether the 0 yr old kid is eating good? having enough nutrient" So, I replied "We always recommend mum to breastfeed the baby till 6 mo" Obviously he doesn't like my ans. "This is not the ans, how do u noe whether he got enuff nutrient. Come on, short and simple!" He raised his voice. He is certainly challenging me. "Just say u don't know!" Oh well, so I said "I don't know". "U just hv to look at the stool! The stool tell u everything!"
-Another way of interpreting tis story is, "U r telling me shit n Shit tells u everything!"